We asked our cast members...

... if your vagina (or inner vagina) could talk, what would it say?
-"It wouldn’t just talk, it would sing… It would sing A-Ha’s “Take on Me,” Queen’s “We Will Rock You,” The Doors’ “Light My Fire,” and Abba’s “Take a Chance.” My Vagina loves Abba."
- “Woah! Ow! Stubble! STUBBLE!!”
- “Eat Me”
- “Microphone check”
- “Feed me, hold me, love me.”
-“Let’s play”
-“I have cottonmouth!!!”
-“Fuck you” (with a smile)
-“Anytime now”
-It would sing “A Woman’s Worth” by Alicia Keys and “I’m Every
-Woman” by Chaka Khan
-“Can I have seconds? (And thirds...? and fourths...?)”
-“Again, again!!!”
-“Oh, Dawn.”
-“Play Nice!”
-“Squish,” like mud
-“Let me see the sun”
-“Please, more, more, Oh babe!”
-“U huh, mijo”
-“Smells like rotten potatoes, but tastes like honey.”
- “Vegetarians taste better”
- “Wow, you really know where to go”
- “I want more, lots more”
- “This is fun, I like to play”
- “I knight thee”
- “Saude!”
- “Slippery when wet.”
- “Mmmm...Hi there.”
- “If you’re going to do it, do it RIGHT!”
- “More, I want MORE!!!”
- “Time out!”
- “Dive in”
- “Oh, Dawn!”
- “I’M BETTER THEN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!”
- “Not till I see a Tiffany’s solitaire on my finger first!”
- “What lovely weather we’re having”
- “The floggings will continue until morale is improved.”
- “Respect me first, Love me second, and indulge me forever...”
- "Two double C batteries, please.”
- “I am happy with myself”
- “It would be nice if men only knew what we feel”
- “Construction Zone, Hard Hat Required!”
- “Stop the war!”
- “Your a natural born hottie”
- “We are all members of the human race, and we are more alike than not.”
- “Big pimpin’”
- "Ok. I'm Ready."
- "I'm scared."
- "I'll prove you like a theorem."
- "Play fair."
- "Any day now·"
- "Don't Donkey Punch me."
- "Is that it?"
- "Love me."
- "Hey baby what's up!"
- "Amame primero."
- "I think I'm beautiful."
- "Ready when you are!"
- "Bring it on!"
- " Touch me."

... What would your vagina (or inner vagina) wear?
- A T-shirt that says “I’m with stupid.”
- A faux fur label that says, “Vegetarians taste better.”
- A rainbow mohawk
- Mud cloth
- Cargo pants, a green tank top, hiking boots and a necklace
- A soccer jersey
- Wonder Woman Underoos
- Thermals and slippers
- Slick black latex and ‘dominatrix’ boots
- Flannel boxers
- A ball gown and a diamond tiara
- Some boot-cut, tight, black FUBU jeans, a form-fitting, red V-neck short sleeve shirt, some nine west shoes, and a piercing!
- Overalls and a straw hat!
- A Victorian corset
- A yellow leopard trimmed rain coat and toe shoes
- Cozy grey sweatpants with pockets or fuzzy red flannel pajamas
- She would wear nothing at all, she’s happy the way she was made
- A red and black hat
- Rose petals
- STRIPES!
- Star-shaped rhinestones and a smile on her face
- Lace
- Satin
- Cotton-definitely cotton
- Jewels
- Raspberry beret
- Bathing suit (but NOT the thong kind)
- Flannel pajamas
- Armani and lace
- White Irish linen sleeveless blouse with cotton shorts
- Scuba gear
- Black Stiletto Heels and nothing else!
- Comfy cotton boxers
- Fuchsia sun dress, a Hampton tote, a pair of Jimmy Choo’s, and jeweled with Tiffany’s.
- Black cocktail dress
- Black leather corset and a collar
- Stiletto heels, a garter, and a gorgeous tie, like Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman”
- Two piercings
- Purple satin pajamas
- Silk for being smooth, delicate and sensual
- Nothing! It likes to be free!
- A beautiful hat with blue feathers
- A long skirt with a slit because it’s free yet reserved
- Sweatpants
- Pointe shoes
- Warm, cozy flannel pajamas
- A floor length white fur pimp-style coat
- Sweats & Birkenstocks.
- Nothing.
- A survivor buff.
- Levis & Ankle boots.
- Silk britches.
- Manelo Biamic shoes & a Christian Dior Purse.
- Old Navy flip flops.
- A VanDutch Trucker Hat & Knee high leather boots.
- Mink and the 6 carrot pink diamond ring J.Lo has.
- Purple lace.
- Roots athletic wear!
- Juicy fruit.
- A Karate Gi!
- A jean mini skirt w/ black spaghetti shirt.

Si Tu Vagina Hablára, Que Diria?
- “Zona de construcción, se requiere casco”
- “Bueno seria si los hombres sintieran lo que sentimos nosotras”
- “Respetame”
- “Gritaría en protesta en contra de la Guerra y la violencia”
- “Dos baterias double C, por favor.

”Sí Tu Vagina Se Vistiera, Que Se Pondría?
- Algo comodo, y sexy
- Dos arêtes
- De seda por ser suave, delicada y sensual
- Un hermoso sombrero con plumas de color azul
- Nada, le gusta estar al viento libre